BNP Mannyfesto

July 31, 2006

by Ruzl ‘Naselus’ Odoni

First published August 2004

1: Policy. We would like to make it quite clear right now that we in the BNP are not in favour of policies coming into this country and taking up spaces in our workforce. As far as we’re concerned, policies are no better than spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks or even poofters.

2: We would also like it to be made clear we are in no way racist or discriminate against anyone, regardless of what kind of white male Englishman they are. Unless he’s a poof.

3: Immigration. We are all in favour of immigration here at the BNP. We’d love all the aforementioned spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks and poofters to immigrate the hell out of here whenever they feel ready, or by the end of the week, whichever is sooner.

4: We still aren’t racist. We just aren’t hiding behind nonsensical political correctness, politeness, or consideration.

5: And we don’t like clever people, neither. Bastards. They can fuck off too.

6: Or people who like clever people, spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks and poofters. They’re probably spies, and it’s a matter of national defence.

7: Policing. We should like a new police force set up, in addition to the current one, to deal with tourist related crime caused by spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks and poofters. We in the BNP currently refer to it as the Guest Apprehension Police Operation, or the GuestAPO. When all tourism is finally banned next month, they shall be keeping a stern eye on everyone to make sure they aren’t secretly coons.

8: Segregation. We shall be keeping all Jewish people separate from now on. Not only have we discovered that they are too clever by half, some of them are poofters and undercover coons. The British public must be protected from this kind of thing. We shall be setting up special camps, or ‘Kampfs’ as we are calling them, in order to use Jewish labour to renew out coal mining industry. We in the BNP are all united behind the Mine Kampf ideal.

9: We aren’t Nazis. Nazis are bloody krauts, and we hate them. Fucking foreign bastards.

10: But we still aren’t racist. We don’t like spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks and poofters, but that has nothing to do with race.

11: Oh, and we don’t like Nips, Slopes or Irish people. We shall be bombing them in a strictly non-racist way.

12: Err…. We’re not racist. We’ve been painted in a bad light because of all the racially aggravated assaults we’ve caused, but that doesn’t mean we’re racist. It just means all our supporters are, and that is purely coincidental and probably the fault of undercover spiks, wops, coons, wogs, pakis, frogs, krauts, jocks and poofters.

13: That’s about it really. We’re not racist.

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