Mystic Dwarves fail to save Snow Floro
August 18, 2006
Filipino Judge Florentino Floro today failed to be reinstated to his post, despite the efforts of the three imaginary dwarves who helped him throughout his legal career.
Floro was fired back in April after he revealed communing with the dwarves, none of whom anyone else can see. The dwarves, named Luis, Armand and Angel, were unable to attend the hearing yesterday, and without these key witnesses Floro’s case fell apart.
He informed the court that his name and the dwaves had become ‘immortal’, and that following a covenant he made with the dwarves he could ‘write while in a trance’, and could be in two places at the same time.
The Filipines Suprme court declared that cummuning with Dwarves would probably cause people to lose faith in the judiciary, and refused to return him to the bar. Floro is apparently highly disappointed, and the reaction of the dwarves is unknown.