Just Time For A Quick Joke… Please Don’t Be Mad, ‘Kippers
February 20, 2015
by Martin Odoni
At dinner-time, a UKipper orders a King-size peperoni pizza over the phone.
“Make it pre-sliced please,” the ‘Kipper instructs.
“Sure,” answers the girl at the Pizza Parlour, “we can cut it into six slices or twelve for you. Which would you prefer?”
“Oh please, six only,” says the ‘Kipper, “I’m not hungry enough to eat twelve.”
MESSAGE TO UKIPPERS: If you think this is unfair… good. After Victoria Ayling’s effort the other day, my only worry is that this might be playing down the inanity of UKIP.